British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!
The upside is that, nine times out of ten, our accent is like liquid sex to most American women. ‘Cause what would you rather hear?
“Ay, baybee. You got a fine ass. You wanna go somewhere and fuck?”
-or-
“You look positively radiant, my dear. Would you like to stop for a cup of coffee somewhere on the way back to my place?”
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
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Look at the size of this lad. What an absolute unit.
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…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room
“fuck”
That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together.
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dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like
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How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.
Bitch I’m wet
Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?
Or am I just fat?
(The new working title of my memoirs)
Why steal porn when you can just watch this?
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it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time
I swear everyone screamed that lyric so fuckin loud at warped
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That look into the camera at the end, though.
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“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how”— Gone With The Wind (via hellish-b0y)
tunblr roll call! reblog if your in the following fandoms:
-suffering
-the pain of living
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